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A combination of words made up by Snoop Dogg on Doggy Fizzle Televizzle
for the Police / Cops / Fuzz / Pigs .
Look at all those Redneck chicken shit mother fuckers at the donut shop.
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Jim Bean, Jack Daniels, José Cuervo, Wild Turkey, and Goldschläger.
Served in a large shot glass; tastes like fire.
Person 1: "Goddam... what WAS that?! I'm breathing fire over here!"
Person 2: "Two Rednecks and a Beaner Chasing a Turkey down a Goldmine.... it'll make your balls grow bigger."
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The act of having a bear named cheeseburger that has diabtetes as a friend, as well as being drunk and throwing shovels at random cougars on the side of the street
Any flavor of Monster Energy.
Hey, why don't you mix vodka and a little redneck jet fuel?
Another term for Monster Energy.
Let's mix vodka with some redneck jet fuel!
Next time you are on a roadtrip, give this tasty delight a try. While the gas tank is filling, go into the quickie mart and get a package of twinkies and a nice cup of coffee. Wait about 10 mins for the coffee to cool a little, unwrap a twinkie and quickly dunk it in the coffee. Enjoy immediately!
Andy: Let's stop for gas and score some redneck tiramisu!
Dave: What on earth is that??
Andy: We'll get some twinkies and dunk them in coffee...
Dave: (10 miles down the road when the coffee is at the perfect temp) holy cow! these are GREAT!
Using baby wipes to wipe off one's BO and sweat, rather than taking a proper shower.
I was running late for my meeting the other morning, so to save time I grabbed the baby wipes and took a Redneck Shower before getting dressed.