If somebody does something autistic it's a river moment
Hey billy that was a real river moment huh
yeah john it was
When a man, standing naked in a river, has a large enough erection to breach the surface of the water in the form of a large sea serpent.
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Jack has a River Dragon! i can see the head!
When a man, standing naked in a river, has a large enough erection to breach the surface of the water in the form of a large sea serpent.
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Jack has a River Dragon! i can see the head!
A derogatory name for a person from North Idaho. Regardless of their race, ethnicity, gender, etc. as long as they are born in North Idaho, they are a River Squatter.
Person 1: Did you hear John is from Coeur d'Alene?
Person 2: That explains whys he's been acting like such a River Squatter!
A small town in Oregon, by the Columbia river! It’s known for kiteboarding, snowboarding, and other outdoor activities! You are more then likely able to see Mt. Adams and Mt. Hood! The weather can sometimes be very weird and unpredictable. It is taken over by mostly white citizens and latino citizens who believe and act like they are white. It’s attracts many tourists. It is a loving home to many!
Her: “What is Hood River?”
Him: “It’s a awesome place, they have many outdoor activities in the summer!”
Her: “oh wow, I gotta visit Hood River”
a place that only nasty ass hoes go to
” man, so many hoes go to river heights intermediate school ”
” ur so right bro ”
My future husbands name is river, I love him sm to the point where I would die for him
awwwh, You look adorable as always, river my beloved :)