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Hey guys! You'll never guess what day it is today!
Lemme guess it's National Neil Roast Day again?
The loosest pussy around. Lips hanging out so long she has to tuck them in.
Juan: Hey Jose did you hear about Linda?
Jose: Ya, I heard she had mad roast beef in a blender!
To be utterly fucked and owned like the little bitch you are.
Zach got fuck-roasted by his homies.
BITCH STFU.You are not at all sexy.In fact,you're a fuckpuppet.
My idea of a perfect Monday afternoon is watching a midget ram your colon.Know why you have polio?Because you're a dickless wookie lover.Heavens to Betsy you loathsome whale fucker,why does your whole house smell like ass?
Go get fucked by a yeti.Gargle a cup of ass juice you cum sponge.
You're cool.And by cool,I mean unsightly.I hope some hobo porks you in the hole until you can't pee standing up,you spelunking anus explorer.Wow you're gorgeous.Just kidding,you're a seal clubber.Why don't you go braid your pubic hair,you dumb cum fountain.My idea of a superb Friday morning is watching a convict rape in your ear.And my two personal favorites;Drink a pint of vaginal discharge,brofessor.Holy flying fuck,you fucking queef.Go get teabagged by a gorilla in a damp alley.
My roast
Roast goals
An act of roasting yourself in a discord server
(me self roasting here)
Me: Ayo think me trying to code nasa level hacking system on a 4gb laptop
Audience: LOLL
The process by which two homosexual men engage in anal fisting, with the fist then being slowly turned - like a chicken being spit roasted.
Have John and you ever done some chicken roasting?
Australian slang term used to describe the food fetish act of hollowing out a pumpkin, filling the hole with butter and inserting your penis for sexual pleasure.
Tom: “Did you hear cam got his dick stuck trying to do a roast punkin?”
Quinn: “yeah he told me he’s got a food fetish now the twisted fuck”
“Cam, you’ve ruined dinner again with your fucking roast punkin!”