A game with no playerbase
A game that only shined back in 2017
A game which whoever plays it is fatherless
A game which its devs pay no effort
Basically pay to win , ladder system is just taking turns to hard counter each other unless you pay
Evolved cards are shit , the firecracker is already op enough but they evolve it anyway . one indirect shot from that cunt can make you take 600 damage , a direct shot can make you take more.
You still play clash royal in 2023? You're gay!
Firing your love cannon to mark her face on royal or state occasions. These events can include dressing up as royals of any century and lighting her muzzle up on stripping of titles from royals, Queen's deaths, the opening of Parliament, births of no branches baby bloodline boys, tropical women getting brought in to improve dna, visits of foreign heads of state or monthly blood, and getting front page of any gossip rag. Your good goo catapult should fire as many times as you can for 24 hours normally and fire near her Tower of London or in her royal place. The number of rounds you get through her castle walls varies according to the occasion. For example, 41 rounds can fired from all your friends when a child is born to a member of the royal family if you are one of the parents.
Just heard David Bowie and Rolling Stones singing together and feel a pulsing Royal Salute needs to be made in honor of the little island that could.
When a guy dips his penis into a Wendy's frosty for a full ten seconds then proceeds to stick it in their partners ass. Both must wear burger king crowns.
"Yo, what happens to you and Emily last night?
"Well, she wanted burger king and I wanted Wendy's. So we got both and I gave her a royal frosty"
Receiving the act of oral fellatio while indulging your pallet with Domino's Cheesy Bread as paid for by the current fellatio artist. Similar to the "Blumpkin" however you ingest food instead of expel.
The Royal Tannenbaum:
Male: Hey are you drunk?
Female: YA! Lets make out!
Male: Okay!
*make out make out*
Female: ARE YOU HUNGRY!
Male: Umm yea kinda...
(assuming she meant oral sex)
Female: Okay! I'll go order some Domino's
...20 min later...
Female: I'm going to give you a blow job!
Male: Awesome...Oh God, this blow j is epic, especially while eating my warm tasty cheesy bread you paid for!
To suck off on someones penis.
"I gave him that royal brain last night"
Royale..maddii is a tiktoker that does royale high!
What is royale high? A game on Roblox about fantasy and dress up
“Hey! Do you know who’s my idol?” girl one
“No, I don’t even know you lol” girl two
“Royale..maddii <3” girl one
“I love her videos!” girl two
Famous YouTuber known for Fortnite, Pokémon, and other miscellaneous content.
He is also known for stealing content and receiving harsh criticism for his videos.
Omg!! I love Royale G! He should really start posting again!