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When you don’t have anything around and are masturbating, so you grab the nearest shirt off the floor and spread it out across your stomach and nut on it. This is more hygienic and often preferable to the nut sock.
I was going to wear the black tee shirt in my laundry bin, but noticed it was stiff as a rock. It was in fact, used as a nut shirt.
A T-shirt with a hole that resembles the shape of the number π—one that is debatably unsuitable to be worn by young girls and women unless they are wearing it over an unholey garment.
Some math geeks plan to wear a π-shirt on Pi Day to make a fashion statement before their peers and teachers.
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When your soft cock partner has to soothe his bit on the side after their very disappointing love making
She was so mascara on shirt, furious because he failed to satisfy her
The Act of commiting a high degree of crimes semi-naked, and tucking your shirt between and in your rectum, to justify being naked in puplic.
"I wasn't naked! I was Usin' A Shirt!"
an outfit formed of 2 pieces of clothes: sleeve T-shirt underneath a sleeveless shirt that you wear when the wheather is ok "not cold, not hot"
Peter: who's that jackass with a macchiato-shirt standing next to ur house ?
Linda : ah yeah, I forget to tell u he's my new bf
Peter: Ok then
A woman walking around with a bra or shirt on, but with nothing on down below. The female version of Shirt Cocking.
I was at the nude beach and I saw this old chick totally shirt twating. I guess she's proud of the twat but not the boobs!
The shirt is usually owned by a formally fat person that is currently jacked with 6 pack abs, found in the back of a closet or drawer. It was a shirt that used to remind the ex fatty that he was fat in his fat age, now he can never wear that shirt or else they will have a 30 minutes long flash back episode of all the fat memories
Mom: why not this shirt for the party
Ex fatty that is currently jacked: no THE SHIRT has it’s own type of ugly