Smoking Hymen

When you are giving oral sex to a female that is still a virgin.

Hey dude, remember that high school hottie that snuck into our party? I totally gave her the smoking hymen.

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smoking armadillo

Bizarre; crazy; happy; Smoking like a chimney, like a freight train or just all around getting smoked out!

Dude I just smoked that bowl so fast, it's crazy! Smoking Armadillo I am!

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smoke a shoe

Lingo for smoking something illegal

ya'll ever heard of smoke a shoe?

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smoke broker

Your friend who always has a smoke you can bum when you're fiending for a drag, but you got nothin for puffin.

"Hey Carl man, can I bum a smoke?"
"This is my last one, dude. Go ask Jake, he's the smoke broker around here."

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grave smoking

The act of sucking a penis, in a quiet dark area.

Hey girl I just met a guy and grave smoked him in the closet. I am a pro at grave smoking

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smoking sponge

Smoking sponge: when you smoke a cigarette down to the filter

'Throw that cigarette , you're smoking sponge'

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smoke housed

when you have 2 dozen or more people in your house smoking blunts all at the same time.

I got so smoke housed last night i had to stand outside for about ten minutes.

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