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A prostitute caught for speeding in golf cart on a major highway.
Donald Trump would flee the scene before ever be caught with a strawberry fareway.
When a man ejaculates into a woman's period blood and she then consumes said "beverage"
"Gave my woman the Russian Strawberry Shortcake"
After giving your girl a messy facial, wrap her head in plastic wrap. Then proceed to punching her square in the nose making it a bloody mess. Amazingly it looks like it's fresh from the bakery!
My bitch was back talking me so I quickly worked up some ball batter and delivered it to her eyes, throat and nose I sealed the deal with a tasty looking strawberry eclair.
lil gay people, loves star sys, hates blueberries, loves strawberries, yassssss
NO, strawberry system
When you creampie your girl after barebacking a street hooker and finish in her, the pairing of chlamydia and your semen combines to make a strawberry yogurt looking liquid that has now caused her to get chlamydia as well.
Damian: Bounce that ass back baby
Emily: Ohh yasss, creampie me 😛
Damian: Awww shiii I'm boutta bust I'm boutta bust I'm boutta bust
Damian: Awwww hell nawww, my jizz pink
Emily: Yummy strawberry yogurt, *eats*
Damian: Nawww that's expired strawberry yogurt honey
When you stick a few strawberries into a girls vagina, fuck her, then drink all the juices that come out. Also a type of beer.
I just hit the grocery store so I can strawberry Fruli Daniella tonight!
When your partner clamps your penis between their knees and squeezes as hard as they can. If applied for sufficient time, the bellend will resemble a strawberry.
Geraldine did the strawberry vice on me last night. Uncanny!