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When a person wearing dentures takes them out, goes to the dentist for oral UV therapy, and then "goes down" on you. !!!@_@!!!
Steig Freid, your grandmother "says" she is going to give me tanning gummies {gummy} this weekend!!! !!!@_@!!!
a monkey aka harisson aka dude aka tan man aka monkey tan aka ao ming but a nice guy to everyone he is a boy born on speterm 39843
GARY "MONKEY" TAN
The act of decorating your legs following a spontaneous releasing of ones bowels.
"Ay-up, Craig. Your legs are looking a healthy shade, you been abroad?"
"Fraid not, got caught short on the way back to the camper and give miself a Blackburn Spray Tan"
a way of tanning when you don't have space to lay down
There were nowhere to lay down to tan, so i did some kebab tanning instead.
The tanlines you get when wearing flip flops or thongs
I can tell you were out in the sun all day your feetkini tan really shows
“This weather is great! It’s pure skinny on my tan.”