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When an italian boyfriend cheats on his german/Japanese girlfriend
Dont trust Mario, when I dated him he did a Mussolini's booty tap.
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A place where idiots abode and drink ale while reminiscing the good old days of the 1980s and talking about make-believe games and childish stuff.
Boy! Don't stay in that Tabletop Tap room! You are a man now!
When some little sham tries to rob your gaf and you tie him up and tap your Trojan flute on his foreth until he turns cock-eyed.
Did you hear about your man who broke into Zach’s gaf? He ended up on the wrong side of a Japanese Flute Tapping.
Blowing 2 loads on your imaginary girlfriend. But the loads are small because you already rubbed one out and also the exchange rate.
Me:Last night I pulled a Canadian Double Tap on Erica
Friend: Gross dude.
The act of feeling solid poop while fingering your partner. Almost like Salad Tossing but with your finger and poop.
I went to go finger Sally's ass but I ended up Solid Salad Tapping her..
(AKA: STS) A type of condition associated with the people that have the biggest crackhead energy. They can just tap out of reality and act like an idiot and tap back in
‘Why is your mate acting like that?’
‘He’s got Severe Tapped Syndrome’
Dick tap month occurs in the month of April. This month you can smack the shit outta someone’s dick. Guys smack girls “dicks”
*slaps dick* “Ow wtf”
“It’s dick tap month lil bitch!”