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Texting one word over and over again while someones phone is off so when they turn it on their phone will have a spaz.
I text bombed Tyler the word proactive 102 times yesterday.
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A conversation, usually in text, MSN or Facebook chat, in which the conversee's (people in the conversation) communicate using only 'smiley' faces (faces can also be sad), and sometimes single letters, for example 'K' and 'U'.
An example of text conversation using only smiley faces;
Guy 1) She broke up wiv me.
Guy 2) :\
Guy 1) :'(
Guy 2) :(
Guy 1) :)
Another example is when one person is trying to keep the conversation alive, whilst another is only using smilies and single letters.
Guy 1) R U cumin 2 town?
Guy 2) Yeah, are you coming in as well?
Guy 1) Yeh
Guy 2) I might be a bit late.
Guy 1) :\
Guy 2) Is that ok?
Guy 1) K
Guy 2) OK, I'll see you later :)
Guy 1) KK, cya.
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The act of texting a hot woman while in possession of a raging boner in hopes of getting her to come over and take care of it. Is frequently triggered by watching porn and ends abruptly once the person in possesion of said boner has blown his load (usually by means of his own hand)
Oh man, I really gotta quit boner texting hailey everytime I watch an Alexis Texas video.
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The common confusion when trying to tell if someone is joking or being sarcastic over text.
Caleb "wow thats so greaaaat, im so happy for you"
Delaney "hold on, I cant tell if you are being sarcastic, I think I have text syndrome"
The sacred Jedi texts were a collection of books and scrolls kept within a uneti tree near the first Jedi Temple on the aquatic planet of Ahch-To. They were said to contain ancient scriptures, lost Jedi wisdom, and abilities
"The Sacred Texts!"
Luke Skywalker 2017
A series of at least three consecutive, uninterrupted texts in which the sender scolds the recipient. Modern day equivalent of a tongue-lashing.
While Randy set down his smart phone for a few minutes to attend to something, his girlfriend used her smart phone to unleash a severe text-lashing over something he had done.
(verb): The act of continual text messaging with one person over a long period of time.
"Oh my gosh, Katie, guess what? Eric and I have been consta-texting for three days. He's totally into me"