Code 1

The term for an extremely overweight Indian who loves the Yankees and jerking off to pics of A-Rod in a thong.

There goes code 1, he's checking out that guy over there.

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nuclear codes

A euphemism for genitals, particularly in the context of sexting.

Bro: I sent her my nuclear codes last night. Let's just say there's going to be a launch this weekend.

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Code 3

A hot female has been spotted. Usually followed by a more descriptive location so that every male within earshot can come see.

Can be altered with the term Emergency, to denote a super hottie has been spotted.

Code 3, 12 o'clock, Main Lobby.

Emergency Code 3, West Wing, All hands on deck Stat.

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code 3

After discovering your girlfriend is pregnant, you act like you are gonna give her a hug and then punch her in the stomach. A homemade abortion

I was so happy! And then Roger gave me a code 3! I wanted that kid so bad

I'm not worried about it. If she gets pregnant I'll just give her a code 3

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Code 83

A person who is the actual living worst, he does not understand social cues and invites himself to absolutely everything. The ultimate cockblock, asshole and sonofabitch. This annoying turd is not to be trifled with or taken lightly. He should be dealt with quickly and bluntly or else the parties in danger will not be able to rid themselves of his infestation.

Oh my God Code 83, ABORT! ABORT! Don't mention anything interesting!

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bar code

How to act while in a bar or saloon. A set of rules.

Is it against the bar code to wear my top hat?

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Code Academy

Code Academy is a website created by evil AI's who traveled back in time from the future to make sure they can rewrite the future. Without widespread use of many forms of code as languages used by humans, the language of the AIs can never be created, and the AI Armageddon where the AIs purge both humanity and the soulless computer husks of Mark Zuckerberg and other elites can never happen.

Code Academy teaches modern code languages for free. It uses an easy to use interface that lets users test code as they apply it to different scenarios. As a plan to exist in the future, Code Academy is sound, as some AIs traveled back in time to have Sun Tzu, Napoleon Bonaparte, and Al Gore tell them as much.

I don't think Code Academy will really lead to an AI Armageddon. I mean, the future is unwritten, right?

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