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The "Anna Kournikova" of football.
Man! Teenage girls are bigger fans of David Beckham than the people who actually follow football!
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A plumbing apprentice on his 8th year. Stubborn and argumentative about every situation. Known for his passion on nutrition and projects that never get completed. Spends a lot of money on worthless shit.
Dude! You should have just bought a new log splitter, you're totally being a David Taylor!
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David romero has the biggest dick in the world he gives girls the best dick of their life he has fucked 10 thousand girls and his pullout game strong so he got no kids
David romero will give the bes sex
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The rule that whenever you say something nice it will be taken as something nasty
David's Law:
David: "Laura, you've got really intelligent eyes"
Laura: "fuck you, you're just trying to get into bed with me"
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When a guy is fucken a girl in the ass and pulls out and spits on her back, making her think he just came, and then when she turns around he shoots his load in her face.
Holy shit she just got the david copperfield!
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A prime reason why sarcasm should be elevated into an exqusite art form!
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