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PG: Sitting on someone's lap, moaning, and getting hard.
PG-13: Playing Mario Kart and then later sleeping together.
Gavin: "Chris, remember when we were Mario-Karting the other day?"
Chris: "Yes, daddy."
Gavin: "We should do that again."
Chris: "Yes, daddy."
Something to say to your friend when they get Mario Karted.
Dave: wtf bro i just dropped to last place
John: Welcome to Mario Kart
Mario is a person who can charm any girl he wants with a "wink". He doesn't have to be sexy to get women
Hey, amigo you remind me of mario cavazos
If you have a friend named Mario, you will have to do what he says for 1 day (Note: if he doesn't, he has to change his name to whatever Mario wants)
Mario: Hi diego, its mario day
Diego: Yes
Mario: i want pizza :D
Two Italian partners take turns acting like Mario jumping to get a power up. Instead the power up is the other partners butthole and your must fist it.
Me and my hot ass fiancé did the pre marital Mario sex the other day.
A demon form of the regular Mario responsible for slaughtering Mars. His body is made of ice and is known for killing minorities.
"Holy shit Ice Mario just mutilated some Croatians"
A jinn that is known to live in your closet and come out to tickle ur toes.. or eat them. This jinn is very silly but deadly.
This jinn is very common and deadly. Mario Sario is known to hum the sticking out your gyatt for the rizzlers song and then attack.
If you ever hear this, RUN!
"Whos mario sario?"
"A jinn that eats toes at nightime..."