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A person who talks outta their ass but what they say actually sounds legitimate
X: I ripped it at 210 on my day of delivery on the 407 on my way home
Y: Moose facts 100%
When one is to hunt a moose with a revolving such gun.
"Hey doc lets get on that moose grind"
The looser, chiller, slightly suspicious, Canadian way of life.
"You Canadians and your moose morals!"
A sexual act most commonly seen in heterosexual couples. The male begins by positioning himself in all fours. The female then proceeds to get behind the male, grab his erect penis from the back, bring it towards her, and point his head 45 degrees distally away from his body and towards her. The female then proceeds to mount the males erect penis and continually “ride” him until completion or satisfaction.
Hey Steve, whatever happened with you and Tiffany last night? Tiffany and I left the party and spent the night together. She gave me the Canadian Moose Buckler. It was great.
When a man or group of men spend an extended period of time isolated from any women, especially in the wilderness on a trip camping or even at a summer camp for weeks, it causes his/their perception of the attractiveness of any woman or women they lay eyes on to be exaggerated as a result of the relative lack of exposure. Obviously this applies to straight men, I'm not sure whether it works similarly for women isolated from men or homosexual women or men being isolated from the group toward whom they are attracted, or not. My guess is that it does, though the effect may be strongest with straight men, but I don't know.
"My friend just got back to civilization from a month-long trip in the Rockies with his friends, and he was ogling hard at these chicks who couldnt have been more than a 4 or 5 and that's being generous. He definitely has a case of moose goggles after that long all-male experience. I sure wouldn't want to do something like that without at least some women along. Even if no one's getting it on or anything, it makes a huge difference for how your mind works when you see one. I've had moose goggles before after going to an all-boys summer camp and it has the disinhibitory potential to lead to decisions that could cause regret, for sure. "
When you wear tight jeans and there's a bulge in their pants and their balls makes a knuckled that looks like a moose
Damn Mikes jeans are really tight...you can see his moose knuckle
Female definition to the male moose knuckles definition; the outline split of her muff seen Through the front seam of her pants/shorts.
“Those babes shorts are so tight her moose knuckles are on display.”
“Whoa Joe! Your girlfriends friends pants show some dynamite moose knuckles !!!!”