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Goat Burrito

When you're about to ejaculate down a woman's throat and you karate chop her in the jugular, she sounds like a goat eating a burrito.

"That bitch couldn't breath after I Goat burritoed her"

by Burrito Boy August 2, 2017


dutch burrito

a burrito size joint.

Dom goes to Amsterdam and orders a Dutch burrito then is never heard from again.

by I wish I was in Europe October 23, 2015


israeli burrito

A burrito consisting of mostly Mediterranean left overs that is then warmed up inside of the vagina. The marinating process adds a delectable zest to an otherwise bland concoction. Add cheese and use rectum for heating and it becomes a polish enchalada

I plan on getting so drunk tonight that I'll let a street walking hooker give me an Israeli burrito.

by LovingLifeSince83 April 2, 2023


Truck burrito

Sucking dick in the car

“Hey want to go to my car for a truck burrito

by MurphyWilde April 13, 2021


burrito kiss

When either you and/or the gal you're going to make out with have consumed a fair amount of Taco Bell before you start kissing, causing the scent of Burritos to drift up into your nose as you're making out.

"Me and Amy drunkenly shared a little burrito kiss before I hate fucked her."

by Penis McFuckFace September 4, 2014


Wrapped Burrito

When Lady Tamara gets desperate that she will use all available orifice to engulf his penis like a Wrapped Burrito.

She's desperate for his account! A whole Wrapped Burrito!

by EVVONYY October 31, 2017


The Burrito Supreme

When you're getting so horny that you cut a burrito in half and fuck the burrito while inside a vagina/butthole.

Person: Dude were you at the orgy at Taco Bell last night?

Person 2: Yes bro it was so crazy I gave this girl The Burrito Supreme

by NippleChan69 August 31, 2018