Nyan Cat

-A youtube viral sensation that frolics through space with a poptart and nyans all the way.

-The cutest little effer to ever spew rainbows from its ass.

Boy:What the hell is that song?

Girl:Its nyan cat!!

Boy:Its really dumb.

*2 hours later*

nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan!

Person 1:I'm making nyan cat my ringtone!

Person 2:Really? I did that too! Plus made it my desktop back drop, got the sheet music, a t-shirt, and play it on repeat for days at a time!

Person1: ... nyan?

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Jeepers cats

A word used out of frustration. Simular to someone saying;"jesus christ."

Commenly used in places like Pennsylvannia in the country

Mari: "Joanie get off the couch, your not sleeping there."

Joanie: "Yes I am, why can't I?"

Mari: "That is not where you are sleeping, you are sleeping in the other house."

Joanie: "I can sleep wherever I want."

Mari: "Jeepers cats Joanie, just get up."

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cat person

cat person n. /kat pərs(ə)n/

1. Someone who prefers cats to other pets

2. One who has taken cat ownership to excess

3. An unwanted but consensual sex partner, often an acquaintance

4. Someone unaware of the difference between porn sex and real sex

ORIGIN:
Definitions 1 and 2: early 20th century from cat + person compound.
Definitions 3 and 4: early 21st century from the short story “Cat Person” by Kristen Roupenian, published in The New Yorker (December 11, 2017)

1. Oh Robert wouldn't have a dog, he's a cat person.

2. From the smell of his bedroom Margot could tell that Robert was a cat person.

3. After all their flirty text messages, Margot was disappointed to discover that without his shirt Robert was just another pot-bellied cat person.

4. Robert outed himself as a cat person with his fiendish doggie style.

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cat fucker

one who inserts their penis into a cats asshole or vagina for lack of a real human to do it to. That can be caused by ugliness, a deformity in the penis, other defects unattractive to females, or just being plain bored off your ass.

That dude is a total cat fucker, he couldnt get real pussy if he tried.

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slap the cat

Sex. To hit the pussy.

I told my old lady that I wanted to slap the cat tonight.

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philly cats

a ghetto person from Philadelphia Pa.

You man these philly cats are fucking crazy.

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Keyboard Cat

An awesome cat with the ability to play the keyboard. Often put at the end of a video of someone failing at something and getting hurt; with the title "play him/her off, keyboard cat"

Some keyboard cat videos
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEOZfNl7kmI&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAepgZ5iM5k&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jc0lYe-i6wE&feature=related

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