Stupid bitch with weird teeth and weird hair that likes to watch small children. He often goes to state school playgrounds in recess with a high-zoom camera and films them going down the slide. He likes it deep.
Parent 1: “Thomas Crewe-Read is here! Fucking protect your kids”
Parent 2: “Damn straight, ni, get that creepy bastard fat 🥷🏿 out of this shithole!”
A crew inside Treyarch’s Call of Duty zombies mode that first appeared in a map named TranZit. Although TranZit is pure and utter dog shit, the Victis crew is my second favorite crew ( most favorite is Ultimis. Richthofen is sexy af no homo)
The 4 characters of the Victis crew are
Misty
Stuhlinger
Marlton
Russ-Man
Misty is a chick with a hot bust, is a country girl, and very independent. Although she isn’t very nice sometimes, she has a crush on the nerd Marlton.
Marlton is a nerd who has Germaphobia (the fear of germs) and used to work at a testing facility in Nevada, USA. When Ultimis blew up the earth, Marlton and Misty crosses paths, and one day picked up by Stuhlinger and Russ-Man
Stuhlinger is just some random pervert who wouldn’t be important in the story if he wasn’t apart of a zombie eating cult that could hear Richthofen. Stuhlinger is despised by Misty and Marlton, and he is an annoying conspiracy theorist who won’t shut the fuck up about lizard people. He’s aight with Russ-Man, but Russ-Man is a fuck ton more funny than Stuhlinger.
Russ-Man a naturally funny African American who used to work at another government testing facility, but his memory is going out, and his body is strangely good for an 87 year old man.
A cadre or cohort of men with large penises with a vested interest in tearing up ass.
Jimmy knew he was fucked when he opened the door to find a booty wrecking crew waiting for him. By the time they were done, the booty wrecking crew had Jimmy’s ass looking like ground zero.
Too wide to be a Mowhawk, too narrow to be a crew cut. It's the crew-hawk.
Hey Talia, check out that epic bleach-tipped crew-hawk coming up on your left!
<.7.9.7.6.>Bar hopping with the crew and we all getting high to dance, dance, dance the night away<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Bar hopping with the crew and we all getting high to dance, dance, dance the night away<.7.9.7.6.>
Group of adults who blast corridos, asap rocky, 2016 rap at the local dollar car wash in their nissans and infinitis at 12am.
whos T.S. Crew?
A fat street gang of villains from Captain Planet
Nick and the Sandwich Crew like to make out with strippers