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A sex position only used by the most athletic and gifted individuals. It's when two people preferable a man and a woman have intercourse while the woman is on her head and the man is on top of the woman while she is doing on her head and uses the woman like a pogo stick while quickly inject and ejecting his penile region inside of her cooter. Experts at this sex position can even do tricks while having intercourse such as backhand springs, front tucks, and ariel assaults.
Harold:"Hey, did you hear about what Big Mike did while he was plowing Jenna in the Upside Down Chair Mask yesterday!?"
Langston:"No. what happen?"
Harold:"He flipped her cooter inside out and now it looks like a baseball mitten."
Langston:"His life is sooo bro..."
The worst thing a person can hear.
Person 1: Pull your mask down let me see your face.
Person 2 *dies*
Mask off means you are no longer holding back, going full strength on someone. It is a reference to taking a ski mask off while committing a crime; you’ve decided you are not going to hold back and will finish the person off, you are going all out, so it doesn’t matter if anyone sees your face, because they will all be dead soon.
I’m about to go mask off on this man.
He went mask off on every in the room, because he knew he was probably about to get fired.
The act of fucking yourself with a wooden chair leg until it breaks. It is often performed by 35+year olds after receiving no sex in their whole time of existence.
My friend: im so horny
Me: bro just do the covid mask duh
A sexual act in which one person squats over the face of thier partner and seals thier sphincter to thier partners nose or mouth. Once airlocked, the squatter farts and the receiver breathes deep through the offended orifice ensuring a full dose of methane is delivered.
"Dude did you hear Francis got a Dominican gas mask from Cindy?"
"No fuckin way, vile."
When someone vomits in while wearing their mask
Andre has a chunky mask
When any two eye CYÇLOPS stares you down and once to move in for the kill.
This COVID CORONA brought a bacon pig ghost as when you get a MASK STARE as whatever you do don''t stand idle because you don't want to hear the wrong LA TUNE.