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Step 1) Pee into recipients mouth
Step 2) Dip balls into mouth with remaining liquid (teabag)
Step 3) You have made tea
Dog, I made tea with that girl last night, it was lemony
He definitely made bitter tea with that broad
Hey, I hafta pee, lets make tea!
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The act of blowing a full load in a partners mouth, then proceeding to make them hold it to allow enough time to also stick exclusively your balls toward the bottom of the semen. Swallowing isn't optional, its a must.
Guy 1: Dude! I served my asian babe a Boba Tea last night!
Guy 2: Really? What did she say?
Guy 1: It was a little something like "huucchhuchhguhh"
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When an angry bartender dips his nuts into the pint of beer and then serves it to a non-tipping or obnoxious customer!
"You'd better watch your manners in here or Howard Ramone is gonna tea-bag you!"
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publication of mechanical shrubbery, the british humour society of the university of the witwatersrand
wow, this months tea times is ultra cool...
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following the stench of fruit tea will usually lead you to a scottish woman on the highest floor. Fruit tea is also usually the reason people are always late, leaving others to sit on a cold floor. fruit tea is also accompanied by the sound if keys
whats that smell? ets meh fruit tea!
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a book that no one except for the few unfortunate college kids reads and which is a whole freaking book about tea.
it is possibly the worst book ever written.
poor college kid 1: hey, the book of tea. sounds quite exciting.
poor college kid 2: aaaah nooooo make it stoppppp!!!!!
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