When two people are having sex in a parking lot at night, they turn on the headlights so that the inside of the car isn’t visible.
Person A: Dude, do you see the car rocking over there?
Person B: Yeah, headlight warriors for real.
Someone who hides their dick in the shadows during sex because of it’s embarrassing small size.
“Damn Eugene, how has she not dumped you with that micro penis”
“Don’t worry, she hasn’t seen it, I’m a shadow warrior”
He is an evil prostitute that lives in bois pants, writes death threats and is a cannibal
Beware of the butterfly Warrior
A person who creates bot accounts to reinforce their opinion online because they are an absolute loser. Someone who has no social life and has nothing better to do than create bots to downvote something that triggered them because they are so butthurt, pathetic, and miserable.
Some MAGA bot warrior has been downvoting a definition I published on Urban Dictionary thousands of times because it hurt their feelings.
People that fight for your right to enjoy cheese pizza no matter what the manufacturing date is, as long as it's not 18 years or older.
Matt Gaetz is a real pizza warrior, much like Roy Moore, Tim Nolan, Dennis Hastert, Richard Dasen Sr., Keith Westmoreland, Paul Ingram, Earl Kimmerling, Stephen White, John Hathaway, Robert Bauman, Dan Crane, Donald Lukens, Strom Thurmond, and Donald Trump.
they trynna be warrior
Nate: he's got a bow
yrsd: wannabe warrior
wannable warrior
The best book series ever. Written by erin hunter. Feral cats living in the woods.
Me: Have you read warrior cats
Friend: duh
Stranger: Whats that
*Shoots stranger*