Bruce Willies

1. An Actor, who has starred in pretty much any movie worth seeing.

2. Possibly the coolest man alive.

3. Doesnt seem to show much interrest into the plot of the movies he stars in, as long as he can kill some terrorists.

4. The hugest sex object. In the world. Ever.

Dude1: Omg, you are watching Die Hard? Let me in! Thats the coolest movie ever! I just love Bruce Willies!
Dude2: Sure, join in!
Dude1: He pwns those terroists for real..
Dude2: ... Please stop touching yourself...
Dude1: oh, come on! You'd also be gay for Bruce Willies!
Dude2: ... Yeah, youre right.

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willy wonka

Euphemism for a penis. Commonly said when expressing ambition to have sex with someone.

I'd like to stick my willy wonka in her chocolate factory.

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willy waller

A french Canadian expression meaning a potato peeler or someone of the homosexual community.

Joe is a willy walller.

Pass me the willy waller for the potatos.

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free willy

(n.) Japanese food, see whale of a time for a better definition

mmmm, whale.

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Willy Wanker

A small guy with pubes longer than his dick

Guy1: My friends call me a willy wanker
Guy 2: How come?
Guy 1: Since my pubes are so long, every time I beat my meat I just pull on my pubes...
Guy 2: HA....Willy Wanker...

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a willie wonka

a move when a man and a woman have sex and the man brings in oompa loompas to satisfy her the way he cannot.

its also a definition made up when i'm really bored. so yeah

freak: "dude last night, i wasn't in the mood"

friend: "so you left her unsatisfied???"

freak: "of course not. I pulled a willie wonka and got out of there"

friend:"classsyy"

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willy wank

a thick person
a stupid person

bob: err, whats a light bulb
fred: you are such a willy wank

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