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Seaside throat is a condition that has recently found it’s way to Atlanta, Georgia, as well as some parts of South Alabama. Seaside Throat symptoms consists of coughing, soreness/redness/ swelling of the throat, and a scratchy voice. It is highly contagious, so if you have been near someone who has gone to seaside within the last 8 weeks you could very likely get it. While scientists are still trying to figure out it’s exact cause, it is rumored to be at least one of the following: excessive drinking, throwing up because of said drinking, smoking of any kind, and most of all: giving the most vicious hottest slobber tongue twisty double decker lips-over-teeth h3@d to Florida boys.
Girl 1: damn my throat sorta hurts, maybe I have a cold
Girl 2: no honey you jsut came from seaside… remeber what you did to get that alc? You definitely have Seaside Throat.
When you receive the best Bj or Head of your life that it’s all you think about.
Damn onna gave me some bomb head last night .. I think imma hit her up again.
Bro don’t do that she’ll know your throat sprung .
When your dick is so big and hard that it tears your gfs
neck.
Bf gave me rip throat yesterday, i have neck literally teared apart.
Zay throats is the action of mad dick riding. They are usually lightskin fucks that sit all day and play fortnight.
"Damn moe zay throats is on my dick right now"
A throat burger is when a dude puts his penis down a girl’s throat and splooges so hard for so long that the amount of cum could be accumulated and turned into a double patty extra cheese burger
“Babe, I choked so hard on your throat burger I could have died”
When you have a sore throat when you wake up in the morning for no fucking reason.
Typically lasts 15-100 minutes.
Hey man! What's the problem?
I got a morning sore throat again. I swear to god this happens every morning.
When your partner is trying to suck your larynx out your throat a little too hard
Jimmy gave me a throat box hickey and it hurt