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(verb): To invite a girl you like to your home. Then, when she goes to the bathroom or into another room, to remove all of your clothes and sit on the couch with an erection so that, when she returns, the woman is faced with a choice: run away screaming or go straight to having sex.
This technique, despite its obvious risk, has the advantage of letting you quickly determine whether a girl is down for whatever and freeing up your night if she isn't up for fun. Plus, the universe rewards bravery.
Vince: So what happened with Lisa last night?
Mo: It was going slow, so I pull a wild tiger and then we boned like mad.
Neighbor: Why was there a woman running down the hall screaming? Did you go wild tiger again?
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Like a cougar, but older. Whereas the term cougar refers to an attractive, seductive woman in her late 30s and up, a saber-toothed tiger is an attractive, seductive woman in her late 50s and up.
A Saber-toothed tiger is also referred to as a "smilodon".
"Check out that cougar by the bar, man! She has been eyeballing me all night."
"Cougar? She's older than cougar, bro. That right there is a saber-toothed tiger."
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Your brain turning off the sound or images from media saturation. Auto-mute.
Joe Paterno now has Tiger Woods Status.}
The Kardashians have Tiger Woods Status
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Something that is acceptable to ask at a safari themed waterpark but absolutely nowhere else.
Brett asked where he could go pet the baby tiger, the receptionist gave him a weird look and cautiously asked for the managers help.
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A reference to a gay way of clothing themselves. Normally it would be a combination of a Tiger of Sweden cardigan and nice white shiny shoes with a hairstyle that is more toxic than waste water from a Nuclear Power Plant.
Guys wearing Gay Tiger of $weden normally gets lot of pussy but only from girls that think that tight gay clothes is nice.
"Damn - That guy is so fucking gay. He's totally a gay tiger of $weden" as used as a reference to a guy called Sam Fischer because of his smoothness and stealth.
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People who have all but given up on life.. They know their team sucks but still come out to root for them even though they are bound to lose one way or the other..
After getting fired from my job and breaking up with my girl in the same day I felt just like a Detroit Tigers fan..
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Like 'That's What She Said' but instead of 'She', it is replaced with Tiger Woods. Used when something sexual a guy would say because, well, Tiger didn't stop at 3 hoes like Santa Clause.
(Saturday Night Live)
Annoucer: Lets take a look at the hole w/ our arial camera
Girl: Haha, That's what Tiger said!
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