A brief "pit stop" at a strip club.
We were going from buddah bar to copper creek and made a tit stop at toppers on the way.
Deflated, empty tits with the nipples pointing south
Ruined through multiple pregnancies and many years of breastfeeding
A selfless and devoted mother who has sacrificed her assets in the name of her children's health and wellbeing
Bravo to those women. We salute you for your sacrifice. But for heavens sake put a top on because those pancakes are nasty
Through her years of breastfeeding she had created ruined tits
When one tit stands out due to a nip slip, spill on the shirt, or something drawing attention towards one tit over the other.
My right tit just slipped out of my bathing suit top. That’s my party tit.
I just spilled ketchup on my shirt right on my left tit. Guess that’s my party tit.
the action of hitting or smacking a pair of bodacious voluptuous breasts so they jiggle
You'll never believe it bro I was slapping tits all fucking night!
A hairy or unsightly situation to be in or witnessed.
We were tits on a bear until the police drove by and didn't see us hiding. The game was tits on a bear until they overcame that 20 point deficit in the last quarter.
A name you call someone who is completely incompetent and ridiculous, and idiotic. You are in essence calling someone a mammogram, which is also ridiculous. This is a term that can be used very often, in many situations.
In addition to being an insult, it can also be used as a friendly greeting among buddies or co-workers.
This term will give your friends a good laugh if used with sincerity, as in the examples below.
Tit-scan may also be modified to:
tit-scanner (noun)
tit-scanned (past tense verb)
tit-scanning (being verb)
"Shut up you lil' tit-scan!!!"
"You are such a lil' tit-scan!"
"Hey tit-scan! Let's go to lunch and hold hands."
"Yeah, I dumped him, he was such a tit-scan."
"You tit-scanning butt-face! Get out of here!"
"Your Uncle Roy's new wife is such a tit-scanner. Get her outa the family tree quick."
"Stop tit-scanning and get your head back in the game."
"She totally tit-scanned you my friend."
Tits that are so big they feel like a hammer when rested on your face.
Dude Lisa Ann's hammer tits are insane.!!
-Ya, she flopped em all over my face last weekend, they really nailed me if you know what I mean!!