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tit stop

A brief "pit stop" at a strip club.

We were going from buddah bar to copper creek and made a tit stop at toppers on the way.

by stell bell January 24, 2010


Ruined Tits

Deflated, empty tits with the nipples pointing south

Ruined through multiple pregnancies and many years of breastfeeding

A selfless and devoted mother who has sacrificed her assets in the name of her children's health and wellbeing

Bravo to those women. We salute you for your sacrifice. But for heavens sake put a top on because those pancakes are nasty

Through her years of breastfeeding she had created ruined tits

by VeryVisionary September 6, 2023


Party Tit

When one tit stands out due to a nip slip, spill on the shirt, or something drawing attention towards one tit over the other.

My right tit just slipped out of my bathing suit top. That’s my party tit.

I just spilled ketchup on my shirt right on my left tit. Guess that’s my party tit.

by SnowBusiness January 21, 2019


slapping tits

the action of hitting or smacking a pair of bodacious voluptuous breasts so they jiggle

You'll never believe it bro I was slapping tits all fucking night!

by Psylocybin man December 25, 2013


Tits on a bear

A hairy or unsightly situation to be in or witnessed.

We were tits on a bear until the police drove by and didn't see us hiding. The game was tits on a bear until they overcame that 20 point deficit in the last quarter.

by Boofing it December 2, 2020


tit-scan

A name you call someone who is completely incompetent and ridiculous, and idiotic. You are in essence calling someone a mammogram, which is also ridiculous. This is a term that can be used very often, in many situations.

In addition to being an insult, it can also be used as a friendly greeting among buddies or co-workers.

This term will give your friends a good laugh if used with sincerity, as in the examples below.

Tit-scan may also be modified to:
tit-scanner (noun)
tit-scanned (past tense verb)
tit-scanning (being verb)

"Shut up you lil' tit-scan!!!"

"You are such a lil' tit-scan!"

"Hey tit-scan! Let's go to lunch and hold hands."

"Yeah, I dumped him, he was such a tit-scan."

"You tit-scanning butt-face! Get out of here!"

"Your Uncle Roy's new wife is such a tit-scanner. Get her outa the family tree quick."

"Stop tit-scanning and get your head back in the game."

"She totally tit-scanned you my friend."

by oshkoshgetoverit March 12, 2009


Hammer Tits

Tits that are so big they feel like a hammer when rested on your face.

Dude Lisa Ann's hammer tits are insane.!!
-Ya, she flopped em all over my face last weekend, they really nailed me if you know what I mean!!

by HammerTitties November 10, 2015