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Buffalo tits

A woman with breasts so large that if she were to crawl on her hands and knees, they would drag the ground.

"Dude, she has buffalo tits!"

by Atl311man June 29, 2014


Tits Galore!

A statement uttered when an abundance of cleavage has been identified.

Steve: Tits Galore!
Dave: Oh my God... You would need a snorkel to motor boat those things

by Nas Colan January 3, 2020


slapping tits

the action of hitting or smacking a pair of bodacious voluptuous breasts so they jiggle

You'll never believe it bro I was slapping tits all fucking night!

by Psylocybin man December 25, 2013


Ruined Tits

Deflated, empty tits with the nipples pointing south

Ruined through multiple pregnancies and many years of breastfeeding

A selfless and devoted mother who has sacrificed her assets in the name of her children's health and wellbeing

Bravo to those women. We salute you for your sacrifice. But for heavens sake put a top on because those pancakes are nasty

Through her years of breastfeeding she had created ruined tits

by VeryVisionary September 6, 2023


Party Tit

When one tit stands out due to a nip slip, spill on the shirt, or something drawing attention towards one tit over the other.

My right tit just slipped out of my bathing suit top. That’s my party tit.

I just spilled ketchup on my shirt right on my left tit. Guess that’s my party tit.

by SnowBusiness January 21, 2019


the tit touch

When you touch the tit with any object. Hand, penis, face, brick, knife. As long as it touches the tit, you're good.

Can be a man's tit or a woman's tit.

Person one: Yo, dude! Heard that one guy got laid last night.
Person two: Yeah, apparently all he had to do was the tit touch and she was down and ready to fuck.

by aawuhua123 June 14, 2017


Tit Jiggler

n. Term for a very funny joke. Makes your tits jiggle.

Ha ha! That was a real tit jiggler!

by Jackbro64 August 13, 2016