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A woman with breasts so large that if she were to crawl on her hands and knees, they would drag the ground.
"Dude, she has buffalo tits!"
A statement uttered when an abundance of cleavage has been identified.
Steve: Tits Galore!
Dave: Oh my God... You would need a snorkel to motor boat those things
tit tac; a means of referring to estrogen pills by transfemmes, usually in a context of joking
"Yoooo, guys I just got my tit tacs today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"-she said excitedly
A tit mobile is a car that has feelings and likes to "drink". The tit mobiles theme song invovles the driver whispering "GOO TITT GOOO" while the passengers sing other titty songs. Tit mobiles often come in the form of PT cruisers.
" Hey wanna take a ride in the tit mobile"
" Yea! Gooo tit goooo!"
A hairy or unsightly situation to be in or witnessed.
We were tits on a bear until the police drove by and didn't see us hiding. The game was tits on a bear until they overcame that 20 point deficit in the last quarter.
A name you call someone who is completely incompetent and ridiculous, and idiotic. You are in essence calling someone a mammogram, which is also ridiculous. This is a term that can be used very often, in many situations.
In addition to being an insult, it can also be used as a friendly greeting among buddies or co-workers.
This term will give your friends a good laugh if used with sincerity, as in the examples below.
Tit-scan may also be modified to:
tit-scanner (noun)
tit-scanned (past tense verb)
tit-scanning (being verb)
"Shut up you lil' tit-scan!!!"
"You are such a lil' tit-scan!"
"Hey tit-scan! Let's go to lunch and hold hands."
"Yeah, I dumped him, he was such a tit-scan."
"You tit-scanning butt-face! Get out of here!"
"Your Uncle Roy's new wife is such a tit-scanner. Get her outa the family tree quick."
"Stop tit-scanning and get your head back in the game."
"She totally tit-scanned you my friend."
Tits that are so big they feel like a hammer when rested on your face.
Dude Lisa Ann's hammer tits are insane.!!
-Ya, she flopped em all over my face last weekend, they really nailed me if you know what I mean!!