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a retard or person with a handy cap, usually clumsy people and stupid ones are fit to be called this
say something stupid or that does not make sense....... "MATT DAMON"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Matt voz is a self described small, petty man. He teaches pretty much every class at a small town hippy school, being well versed in everything between history of tech and catch. A Matt voz sports a shiny bald head, and has tattoos a plenty.
“Meditation is a time to be still, with the exception of maybe some rocking. No, don’t rock. That’s sociopathic.” -Matt voz
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so stupid theres no word for it he does things like dumps out a bottle of water on the carpet for no reason and laughs about. No common sense, probably not gonna pass elementry school.
Matt is so stupid we to make up a word.
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Matt is a little bitch. He somehow has a girlfriend, and we don't know how, either. He's the male equivalent of a basic bitch- wimpy, whiny, and jumps on every trend.
"Fuck Matt, he just went to Starbucks without me!!!1"
"That guy is SUCH a matt. He can barely hold a football, let alone drop punt it.
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A faget ass white Jew emo clit licker who no one likes.
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Lindsey and Matt are meant to be they work out together and love each other very very much and are deeply in love Lindsey is a sexy ass who Loves her man Matt who is fine as fine can go and they are meant to be they are soul mates and are meant to be even through struggles and hard times but still are together and love each other very very much and get married and have birthday sex everyday and are madly in love
Lindsey and Matt are in Love
Lindsey and Matt are eternal
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a guitar wielding God, who is obsessed with his retarded girlfriend, Mandie.
(also see, "Mandie")
guy 1: "I wish I could learn guitar so I could play like Matt Wellesley!"
guy 2: "yeah. he's great! Mandie is one lucky girl!"
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