cake daddy

A male who totally consumed with his female partner. A cake daddy will abandon his friends, and spend all of his time with said female.

Man, he turned cake daddy on us and spends all his time with his girl.

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Major Cake

A term made popular by Local, Unsigned, NC Rap Group AP Boyz, It meaning is A lot of money, or Major Money (Cake)

"Man We Gettin Major Cake" "Dem Boys gettin Major Cake"

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cake asshole

That guy who takes the biggest slice of cake at an office party, leaving the remaining 30 people to fight over scraps.

Employee 1: That intern took 1/3 of Jenny's birthday cake, and he doesn't even know her.
Employee 2: Yeah, he's a total cake asshole.

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easy cake

when you're at a party and you see a female with a phat caboose dropping it low on every dude

friend: yo dog you trying to get some action tonight?
me: is that even a question?
friend: hell yea dude! this place is filled with easy cake!

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anal cakes

Shit

Oh man, I just made some horrible anal cakes. Don't go in the bathroom!

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cake zombie

Someone so massive that they're virtually unable to move by themselves. Also, they tend to rarely talk about anything but food. Generic tagline, as opposed to "Braaaaaaains" is "I'm...just...so...*wheeze*...hungry".

They may be placated with an offering of a sheet cake, hence deriving their name.

"Jesus Christ, dude! Cake Zombies!"
"Throw a sheet cake and grab your walkin' shoes, they'll never catch us."

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sweet as cake

When something is cool, awesome, groovy, or hip

Whoa, that new Avett Brothers CD is sweet as cake!

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