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Hanging Up the High Heels

When a homosexual male finds out that he’s actually a straight male - attracted to women, after a lifetime of being with men.

1: Hey, I heard you slept with Kaitlyn last night...what gives?
2: I don’t know what came over me, I found her irresistible..I couldn’t help myself.
1: How was she compared to your boyfriend?
2: I..I think I really liked it... I think I might be hanging up the high heels...
1: Well, don’t forget the closet is always here, ready to welcome you back anytime.

by High heels November 12, 2018

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


stink on my hang down

When a male gets some pussy. Made popular on 'Elliot in the Morning' radio show on DC101, when a redneck listener called in and blurted it out.

Dude 1: Hey, how was your weekend?
Dude 2: Bro, awesome. Met some chick at The Shack, got some stink on my hang down.

by RustyAnchor July 27, 2015

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


let it all hang out

(old-fashioned slang) To behave freely without being shy or feeling worried about what other people will think of you.

He's such a free spirit, he's likes to let it all hang out.

by hharam February 16, 2018

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


hanging like a loose tooth

On the verge of homeless, bankruptcy and/or death.

"How ya doing, Chauncy?"
"I'm hanging like a loose tooth. I got laid off, I'm two months behind on my rent, my wallet's empty, and my car was just repo'd."

Eddie and Eva caught swine flu. They're hanging like a loose tooth.

by lalalander17 July 21, 2009

12πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


GO FUCKING HANG YOURSELF

It might sound harsh but in modern internet slang it actually means "I love you and i was wondering if your wanna date me?"

person a "hey we haven't talked in a while what's up?"
person b "GO FUCKING HANG YOURSELF"
person a "absolutely, I love you too!"

by hhhhdfghj December 2, 2022

8πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


stinky on your hang-down

1. (adj) To have either unwashed genitals.
2. To state someone's state of mind when they are in a particularly bad mood.

History: I came up with this saying in 2000 while in pharmacy school. I was watching a video on female S.T.D.'s.

1. Yes I smell that funk. I think you have a little stinky on your hang-down.

2. Don't bitch at me because you have stinky on your hang-down.

by MoFo January 20, 2005

8πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


slick on my hang low

n. Oral sex performed on a male. See also "slick on my hang down."

I was gettin' a slick on my hang low...bitch took it down to da balls!

by JoshuaS November 30, 2005

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