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Monday left me broken is a sentence said by a cat. The song was made by avicii on the song waiting for love. Legends even say that the cat’s monday still left them broken
Cat: monday was a bad day
Other cat: yeah, MoNdAy LeFt Me BrOkEn
The act of spraying an excessive amount of washer fluid (especially on sunny days) on the car behind you after you've pulled in front of them. Typically used to serve vigilante justice to an inconsiderate left lane bandit.
Man, there were so many left lane bandits out there yesterday, that on a 2 hour drive I went through 3 gallons of washer fluid handing out the ole left lane car washse.
"Alt" is German for "old". Alt-left is Old Left, in the form it existed before 1990. Alt-left supporters do not want identity politics, SJW or other modern stupidity. Alt-left supporters want Communist revolutions and Five-year Plans, they remember that class struggle is about class as it exists in political economy, not some kind of "gender" and other imaginary constructs.
The Alt-left know that "cultural Marxism" is neither Marxist nor cultured.
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Monday left me broken😢
JUICY ahh i was through and hoping🤧
Wednesday my aunt's arms were open🤕
Thursday waiting for love💔
Monday left me broken JUICY-
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1. To take a long time in doing a task
John was taking a donkey's left shoe to doing the washing up
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When on the phone but giving self pleasure so you use left hand to text as to not stop pleasuring oneself.
Cindy: I heard you moaning on the phone low key ... What were you doing?
Mike: My bad I was left hand texting while chopping it up looking at big asses on Tumblr.
Cindy: Nice you should get you a big booty and find out WTMD (what that mouth do).
Mike: Why don't you show me.
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A-Half-hearted response to a question that isn't important.
B-Sarcastic response to a serious question.
C-The answer given when asked a question you don't know the answer to. Ususally spoken as a question.
Example for def. A-
Person A- "What are you doing tonight?"
Person B- "My left ass cheek."
Example for def. B-
A- "Where did my purse/keys/wallet go?"
B- "My left ass cheek."
Example for def. C-
A- "Billy, what is the Capital of Zimbabwe?"
b "My left ass cheek?"
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