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Monday left me broken is a sentence said by a cat. The song was made by avicii on the song waiting for love. Legends even say that the cat’s monday still left them broken
Cat: monday was a bad day
Other cat: yeah, MoNdAy LeFt Me BrOkEn
That’s it rich kenma’s left pinky toe.
Yummy! Kenma’s left pinky toe
"Alt" is German for "old". Alt-left is Old Left, in the form it existed before 1990. Alt-left supporters do not want identity politics, SJW or other modern stupidity. Alt-left supporters want Communist revolutions and Five-year Plans, they remember that class struggle is about class as it exists in political economy, not some kind of "gender" and other imaginary constructs.
The Alt-left know that "cultural Marxism" is neither Marxist nor cultured.
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Monday left me broken😢
JUICY ahh i was through and hoping🤧
Wednesday my aunt's arms were open🤕
Thursday waiting for love💔
Monday left me broken JUICY-
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When on the phone but giving self pleasure so you use left hand to text as to not stop pleasuring oneself.
Cindy: I heard you moaning on the phone low key ... What were you doing?
Mike: My bad I was left hand texting while chopping it up looking at big asses on Tumblr.
Cindy: Nice you should get you a big booty and find out WTMD (what that mouth do).
Mike: Why don't you show me.
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1. To take a long time in doing a task
John was taking a donkey's left shoe to doing the washing up
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A-Half-hearted response to a question that isn't important.
B-Sarcastic response to a serious question.
C-The answer given when asked a question you don't know the answer to. Ususally spoken as a question.
Example for def. A-
Person A- "What are you doing tonight?"
Person B- "My left ass cheek."
Example for def. B-
A- "Where did my purse/keys/wallet go?"
B- "My left ass cheek."
Example for def. C-
A- "Billy, what is the Capital of Zimbabwe?"
b "My left ass cheek?"
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