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The fecal matter after a food baby belly. Basically the shit after you ate way too much.
I ate too much, it looks like I have a food baby (pointing to stomach). I am going to have a toilet toddler late and I am excited her it's delivery.
When a human or animal drinks water from a toilet
I accidentally took a toilet drink
Bad Kitty! No more toilet drink!
First you poop, then you wipe your butt, but then you suddenly realize you have to poop some more, and then you wipe your butt again. This may be repeated as many times as necessary. When you're done, the layers of poop and toilet paper resemble the layers of fruit and yogurt in a parfait.
Dude 1: Why were you taking so long in the bathroom?
Dude 2: Sorry bud, I was making a toilet parfait.
The occasion when you go to bed so intoxicated, that you stumble out of cloud 9 drunkenly confused and use your wardrobe as a toilet. Awkward the next day when you realise you have urinated all over your shoes and other wardrobey items.
Hannah: "Anne, I bought you this glass of water. What are you doing in the wardrobe with your pants down?"
Anne: (drunkenly mumbles) "wardrobe toilet....."
Hannah: "ummmmm....."
When you take or snapshot a photo of your friend or family taking a shit. It is not a toilet dundee unless they think someone is breaking into the bathroom. Toilet dundee's have been around for centuries, as the mark of the beggining in dan yi's bathroom, contributing to shammings in college parties all around America.
DAMN, did u see carloses toilet dundee? He had a towel over him and he thought someone was breaking into the bathroom!
Scrolling on social media while on the toilet. #lol
While at a friend's house: "I promise I wasn't pooping in the bathroom, I was just toilet scrolling."
Monkey that’s in the toilet
John Stamos: Yo what that monkey doin in the
toilet
Steve Jobs: oh yeah that’s toilet monkey nigga he stay willin he crazy af