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Last night i went out to a party and met a girl that came back to my apartment. Before we had sex we decided to foreplay so i was Digging her Fuck hole with my tongue shovel.
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when a man who drinks too much diet pepsi, who cant kiss, shoves his tongue down your throat and leaves a rash on your face from his stubble
i cringed when i thought of his dry pepsi breath too much stubble and tongue from last night
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if a person sticks their tongue so far down another's throat and tickles their tonsil is has been proven that it will help get their voice back.
Girl: "My voice is gone."
Guy: "Let me tickle your tonsil with my tongue by sticking my tongue down your throat so you get your voice back."
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A quote from Guns n' Roses. Fom their song "You could be mine" on the "Use Your Illusion II" album. Also found in the liner notes of their first album "Appetite for Destruction" (at least it is on the vinyl version, dunno about the CD).
Its basically the kind of thing you say to a chick or a guy who likes you, but you dont wanna know cause they like rap music and you like rock.
You could be mine, but you're way out of line...
This quote should definetly be on Urban Dictionary!
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Cheering up your significant other with self-esteem issues.
"My nerdy girlfriend isn't feeling good these days, do you have an idea of what I can do?"
"Tell her some nice things, be sensual with her... You know, tonguing the trash."
When you are hitting a bong and slip the tongue in.
After George decided to tongue punch the smoke rod, nobody was willing to hit it.
The language of african people
*Tongue noises while hitting your face*
"Sorry, i don't speak african."