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When a man or woman gives oral sex to a man and cleans the smegma out of the foreskin at the same time.
"It was so gross, I went to give him a blowjob, but I just ended up tossing the cheese instead."
A girl gives a handjob then puts the guys dick back in his pants right before he finishes.
1st guy: How was that hand job?
2nd guy: Dude she threw/tossed the grenade!
1st guy: Man that's a bummer.
Troy tossed Claires salad
Troy can you toss my salad
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When you have a scab in your ass and your girlfriend liberates it while tossing your salad thus introducing a single bacon bit for added flavor.
My girlfriend gave me a salad toss with bacon bit and I'm feeling refreshed "butt" raw. (No pun intended).
When you're in the shower, and you take a steaming shit into your hand and toss it into the toilet.
Jerome's stomach went off in the shower, and he tried to do an alabama doughnut toss. He missed and hit the sink.
The act of defecating in one's hand while in the shower and then tossing it into the toilet. Much less messy alternative to the waffle stomp.
This morning I used the drop and toss in the shower, instead of the usual waffle stomp.
Typically a Canadian saying to indicate you have received a new haircut.
Hey Bob, looks like you got your salad tossed! Looks great!
Hey honey, I am just going to get my salad tossed. Do you need anything from the grocery store on the way back?