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When you're black but one of your parents is white.
"Isn't Obama black?"
"No man, he was touched by an angel!"
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Classic song by Cascada.
Lyrics:
I still hear your voice when you sleep next to me
I still feel your touch in my dreams
Forgive me my weakness, but I don't know why
Without you it's hard to survive
'Cause every time we touch, I get this feeling
And every time we kiss I swear I could fly
Can't you feel my heart beat fast, I want this to last
Need you by my side
'Cause every time we touch, I feel the static
And every time we kiss I reach for the sky
Can't you hear my heart beat so I can't let you go
Want you in my life
'Cause every time we touch, I get this feeling
And every time we kiss I swear I could fly
'Cause every time we touch, touch, touch, touch, touch, touch, touch, touch, touch
Your arms are my castle, your heart is my sky
They wipe away tears that I cry
The good and the bad times we've been through them all
You make me rise when I fall
'Cause every time we touch, I get this feeling
And every time we kiss I swear I could fly
Can't you feel my heart beat fast, I want this to last
Need you by my side
'Cause every time we touch, I feel the static
And every time we kiss I reach for the sky
Can't you hear my heart beat so I can't let you go
Want you in my life
Me: Cuz everytime we touch i get this feeling
And everytime we,...
Others: What the what is this song?
Me: How could you forget such a classic song from 2000s ?
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someone who loves to touch testis
Justn Ohren is a testi touching pimp.
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A girl who loves to be fucked in her mouth and have her toncils touched.
"It's Toncil Touching Time.
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when you finger your dad in the face with your rabbits tail and tomato ketchup squirts out of his ear but it smells like lemon juice and fish guts
did you touch toes last night?
yeah i enjoyed touching toes
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(idiomatic) n perj. {antonym of midas touch} the ability to make anything you do a complete failure simply through your presence.
'women were intelligent but they kinda have the reece-das touch'
"man i viciously and brutally beat my wife yesterday....she has the reece-das touch when it comes to cooking"
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Kids who have parents who are more involved with their cell phones than their kids. Absentee Parenting. Related to the 1980's "Latch Key Kid" that came home after school to an empty house because both parents had to work.
Ignore the kids because you can't put your cell phone down.
The worst is when I see parents out with their kids and both parents are looking at their phones. Poor little Touch Tone Kid.
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