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A boyfriend or girlfriend who you live with but are unsure of if you want to really be with or cannot stand. However you are inclinded to remain together for monetary reasons including paying rent and bills and taking care of kids if applicable.
It would be fun to seek out other relationships but it is convenient that I have an economical unit to help with the kids and bills. Upsetting our daily routine would cause more struggle than desired currently.
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A word used to refer to a person (guy or girl) you have a purely sexual relationship with. Moreover, there has never been and will ever be the desire for more than that.
wigs says, "When she gets a little bit older she will be a lovely hump-unit."
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A country where an orange fucktard rules. Filled with fat bastards and racist assholes.
There are two types of people in the United States : Type 1 and Type 2.
(diabetes joke)
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An organisation whose sole purpose is to peacekeep but do fuck all while genocides occur.
Person 1: The United Nations do fuck all
Person 2: No shit
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The home of the Chicago Bulls and the Chicago Blackhawks.
Person 1: Hey, did you see all the championship banners in the United Center?
Person 2: No, how many are there?
Person 1: There's too many to count!
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One of the coolest gamers out in the world of history...And no J AXL and RIK didn't write this. =D
Jacob said,"We should invite Aaron and play Freekstyle!"
Ricky said,"We should invite Unit A2J and play TENNIS!"
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Something or Someone with enough charisma or power to make all mortals before him perish and can exterminate all forms of a problem with ease.
Robber: Put the money in the bag or I kill this bitch!
Officer: We need back up! He has a hostage!
Sheriff: Unload sector C-51.
*Massive wall opens up from the ground, releasing AU from his dormant slumber*
*Robbers instantly fall to their knees begging for forgiveness from the Absolute Unit’s spiritual pressure*
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