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A simple reminder to all the lazy people who haven't washed their hands in a long time.
Lazy Person: *doesn't wash their hands*
Germaphobe: NIGGA WASH YOUR FUCKING HANDS!1
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When you're performing a sexy time on your girl and you unload on her chest, excreting ample amounts of semen in the process. The goal is to create a chest plate like coat of semen, in order to replicate the armor that of a Terracotta warrior.
Dan: Dude I nailed Chelsea last night, and turned her into a White Wash Warrior!
Nick: Far out dude! Hey maybe you could give me one sometime!
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Your wife gives you a drunken blowjob in her 1998 Lexus and after you finish you slap her in the face with your now limp cock. Otherwise known as a great Friday night.
We had so much to drink last night I got a "Minnesota Car Wash" while we were parked in the driveway!
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Some people believe acid washed 545 to be the alter ego of Long Island/ Alaskan producer kush blank. Acid washed 545 is also said to have worked with artists like swamp kill bloody drippin 0lim 17ngles and much more
This is all we know about acid washed 545
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A more direct way of alerting someone that you are no longer available to whine to.
Mary: Chad cheated on me and I really need someone to talk to.
You: I'm not going to say: "I told you so". I'm washing my hands of this madness.
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To turn an article of clothing inside out and continue wearing it.
Dropped some Jelly on you shirt, turn it inside out! no more stain!! there fore its an irish wash, cheap and simple
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