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Making out with the risk of getting caught; ever so carefully listening for even the slightest sound that may be another person that may walk in on the action, in order to keep make out sessions secret.
Guy1: Dude, i heard you went over to that really hot chick from chemistry class' house last night to watch a movie, how did it go?
Guy2: Yea we were lying next to each-other on the couch and she was looking foiiiine!, then one thing led to another and we had a full fledged make-out sesh, I didn;t get the full enjoyment I wanted from it though because her parents were coming home soon after we started so i had to keep Watching the Chicken Run
When you're watching a show but you have adhd & can't focus so you do other stuff with the show in the bg
me adhd watching The Simple Life by typing this
A pseudonym for male / female masturbation.
Refers to mechanical watches that are wound though natural motions of the wrist.
where's Jon?
He's winding the watch...
where?
in the mens room...
OIC...
Don't fuck with me, don't fuck with them.
"Fuck you bitches"
"Watch who you up yo"
(when the dude is on to someone else)
"Fuck You asshole"
"Watch who you up, he's with me"
You're the one who got gang raped by fat cocks. You'd think you'd be on my side.
Hym "Well, you want to watch me suffer but that is NOT what Jesus told you to do. Is it? Bad girl. 20 lashes in my studio apartment."
A pre-planned rotation where 2 or more men take turns tugging whilst sleeping.
The first guy waits for the others to fall asleep. Once they are sleeping, the first guy tugs. When the first guy finishes, they wake the second guy in the rotation. Once the first guy falls asleep the second guy can tug. This process continues down the line until the last guy finishes tugging.
This practice ensures maximum privacy in any situation where multiple horny men are sleeping in the same room.
the boys are on tug watch tonight