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A very romantic song made by lil ignorant
Person 1: Have you heard lil ignorants new song titled I beat my wife?
Person 2: Yea that shit was funny asf
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As I'm typing this, I am slowly dying from heat stroke because of this insult. Never use it, unless you want to die.
some heckin bicher: ur wife has no life
everyone: mR sTaRk...
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"MY PARROT FUCKED YA WIFE IS THE BEST BAND EVER BRO!"
A woman that you used to be married to, that gave birth to your child while you worked 2 jobs so she could stay at home and met a fuck buddy online and you busted her ass.
This woman also claims to be a Christian, but she's really a hypocrite. She will continue to get married (3 times if necessary) and have men pay her way through life by pushing out some kids. She will meddle in your current relationships because if she ain't happy, NOBODY'S happy. Also shape shifts into the "victim" and "damsel in distress" and gives your kids second-hand smoke. Wants you at her beck and call. Known to frequent bars and trailer parks. Seeks out "suckers" and "shmucks". She will manipulate them until they can take no more. This results in the death of your balls for she has them in her possession now and forever.
That meddling white trash ex-wife of yours needs to check herself!
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a: Woman married to someone in the military that reports pictures, pages and posts that Soldiers/ Marines/ Airmen/ Seamen(Sailor) put on a social networking site to entertain themselves while deployed.
2:
a : Woman married to someone in the military that is overly passionate about things others write or say and obsesses over proving their point to the point where they look stupid.
b : Woman married to someone in the military associated with copious amounts of drama, signs include talking about a specific person behind their back after they've been trusted, singling out another woman to get "even", and calling whore, slut, ho whenever they get a chance.
c : A product of marrying someone in the military and confuses this with being IN the military
See Verb: OSMW-ing
3:
a: The process of becoming OVERLY passionate about a topic or subject related to the military or a military member, to the point of insane emotional outbursts.
An OSMW - Overly Sensitive Military Wife is someone who:
A) Sits at home and pops out babies while never getting a job. Resulting in = dependopotomousness.
B) Rocks her husbands dog tags... daily.
C) Rocks a Brag Bag ... daily.
D) A Twinkie eater.
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to urinate
I'm gonna go to the restroom and shake hand's with the wife's best friend.
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also known as kamea; is taken to keigo takami. kamea is his wife. shes the love of his life. kamea and keigo know eachother like no other. they spend every second they can together.
kamea and keigos relationship are built off love, loyalty and trust. kamea and keigo do tend to be very intimate with eachother. theyre a power - couple.
sorry ladies, but this man is taken to the woman of his dreams.
example:
person 1: “who’s that - hot, stunning woman over there, next to keigo?”
person 2: “keigo takamis’ wife, her name is kamea, with her soon to be last name; takami.”
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