When u are raised in a very good community but yet think u are from the trenches but wholetime u are a bitch
Bro,u have whitepond syndrome
Someone makes homemade Mac n cheese but they run out of a certain kind of noodle. So there's several different kinds of noodles.
Selective Noodle Syndrome is when you're picky and you dig through only getting a certain type of noodle out.
"She's digging through the noodles. She has Selective Noodle Syndrome."
When an individual feels like his surroundings are like an earthquake. It's pretty self-explanatory! One needs to take medication to lower the symptoms.
Oh no! My earthquake syndrome is kicking in! *rumbling noises*
basically when ur penis is bigger than everyone else’s cos you’re a retard 🤗
“ i have big black penis syndrome”
“WOW! your penis is so so so much bigger than mine!! “
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A situation wherein a skinny (usually) white woman is delusional and is very set on telling you that your problems are caused by a higher power. She will usually tell you to book a seance with her or, if you’re not as skinny as her, to get some exercise. Skinny White Woman Syndrome will turn void any of your skinny girl friends of their personality and can only be solved by a reality check, which can happen in many different forms. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO CAUSE THE REALITY CHECK YOURSELF, she will only double down and believe said higher power has turned you against her and may, in extreme cases, try to curse you etc
Comorbid symptoms also include:
-Being economically privileged
-promoting a pyramid scheme
-living off of parents’ money
SWWS can apply to any belief and does not limit itself to practices like Paganism and Christianity, however these are were the syndrome occurs the most.
“I talked to Sarah yesterday about my awful car crash; she said I should have taken the crystal she gave me in the car and that it wouldn’t have crashed if I wasn’t so ‘unhealthy’. I’m pretty sure she has Skinny White Woman Syndrome”
The sensation one feels when one’s partner too eagerly rams his dick in their ass without allowing sufficient time to prepare.
Miguel needs to learn how to top. He just threw it in last night and it felt like someone shoved a hot curling iron up my ass. I've still got Hot Curling Iron Syndrome.
Someone who is a bigback who eats a lot. Very common in olmeca. Can spread through touch. Commonly found in people 5’4/5’5
Sleeping on your stomach can be used as a way to reduce fatty patty syndrome temporarily.