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When a man dips his balls in spaghetti sauce and gets his lover to lick it off
“My bf wanted me to try his spaghetti balls”
A general term for a footie cunt, in polite company. Saves you shouting "you fucking fat cunty retard" when you can use the politer term "head the ball'. Originally meaning idiot in Ireland and widely adopted by people how detest football / football supporters.
twat: some shit about the game
me: please fuck off you head the ball twat
When your railing a bitch with you best mate and your balls slap toghter like a newton's cradle, also known as an executive ball clicker.
When your railing a bitch with you best mate and your balls slap toghter like a newton's cradle, also known as an executive ball clicker.
Me and my friend brad railed this bitch and our sacs collided like "Newtons balls"
EWW man your fucken Newton baller?
Ever since Britney found out me and my friend were Newton ballers she's been trying to have us over non stop.
Someone who attempts to eat/bite off their own testicles / nuts. (Not the penis)
Jimmy: "My cousin is a ball nafer!"
Glen: "Are you for real?
Jimmy: "Yeah, no joke.. saw it with my own eyes"
Glen: "He must have been very horny to try something like that"
Jimmy: "He wasn't horny, he was really mad..."
Glen: "........"
Jimmy: "......."
Glen: "What the fuck?"
When a person triumphs over a more major complication in their life - therefore rising to a higher level of society. One who accomplishes "beating the golf ball" can also be known as a Taylor and, from that point on, be spoken to in person as "...my Lord" "...your Majesty" or "...his Greatness".
Ah man, Taylor's boss! He beat the golf ball!