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A general theory of relativity behind the sexual attraction of every man. It states that every man is in a constant state of quantum superposition between gay and straight, being 50% gay and 50% straight. As such, they will never be sure of their own sexual attraction until they kiss a man, effectively opening the box and forcing their sexuality to fall into one of the two realities, revealing whether they are gay or straight.
Bro 1:"Bro, I just kissed a dude, turns out I'm gay!"
Bro 2: "Looks like Schrödinger's Gay Man takes another."
is what you say when you are gay, but for a price
Alan: "Im not gay but $20 is $20"
will: "so you are gay"
A beta male who likes to gag on vegan sausage while fingering his bum.
How come your such a gay ando?
If you meet someone named Rae, they’re gay. No matter their gender. And if they aren’t? They are. Denial isn’t just a river in Egypt..
Rae: I’m straight
*that one denial is a river in Egypt TikTok audio starts playing*
(Rae IS gay.. or Gae)
When a black man with tiny dread locs begs to be fucked in the anal.
Oh my god did you see that video with that gay gralon?!
The act of when a man coughs into another dudes asshole
Dard is always coughing, he's the master of the gay rhino.
Gay for the stay at a prison during incarceration.
Hey man, I'm only gay for the stay, when I get out I won't be gay no more.
Ex con; hey man remember me?
Other ex con; hey I already told you I'm only prison gay.
Ex con; so you don't want me to suck your dick?
Other ex-con;🤔😏 ok dude but don't tell anybody.
Everybody looks the same doggystyle
Woman; it smells like shit out here
Man;yea it does
Woman;are you getting a boner?!
Man; what can I say, shit smell make my dick swell