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damn sammy looks rly sex c today holy shit (this applies to just about everyday as well)
When a midget from Belgium has sexual intercourse with an animal
Dude! Didn’t you hear the news? There was nameless sex again on my lawn!
Got horny and bored and decided to use my chihuahua as a Mexican sex doll
used as an expression when something good happens in the nuclear throne video game, similar to fuck yeah.
Example: Throne Gamer 1: Damn Bro I just got a P9! Throne Gamer 2: rebel sex
Lesbian sex is when 2 woman have intercourse.
Hello, are you here to get wet on creep’s fake stories? well don’t I have just the thing for you, it’s called FUCKING OFF.
(Lesbian sex is when 2 woman have intercourse)
Lesbians are real people, they breathe and walk just like every other person on earth. They are not something to get wet on, back the fuck off. I have friends who get victimised for being a certain sexuality because of a shit stereotype. If you are going to get wet off this crap, please break your device and find a job, a real job instead of thinking that lesbians are people you can crush under your feet for being lgbtq.
Yours sincerely,
Your friendly neighbourhood asexual.
When two women collide pussies together to try and squirt their magic fairy dust pussy juice into the other.
Girl 1: "Wow, I want to try that with my hot babe of a girlfriend!"
Girl 2: "What, Lesbian sex?"
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Okay, I'll give you a story:
Misty just came home from hanging out with her friends when she came through the door to find Cynthia peacefully watching her favourite cartoon. "Hey baby~" Cynthia says, walking over to Misty and giving her a peck on the cheek before sitting back down. Misty takes off her shoes and coat, and sits beside Cynthia. "So, Cynthy...," She starts, carefully slipping her hand under Cynthia's hoodie, to find that she wasn't wearing a shirt underneath. "You busy tonight?" "No, not tonight" Cynthia responds. Misty slips her cropped sweater off, to reveal her soft boobs. Cynthia smirks as she swirls her tongue around Misty's nipple, sucking on the tip, before undressing completely. Misty lays Cynthia down and starts eating her out, sucking on her clit. Cynthia squirts, "Faster~! Ahh~!" Misty picks it up, fingering her and curling her fingers, to reach that sweet spot. "Ride me baby, ride my fingers.." Cynthia starts riding her fingers, and gets sent when she feels Misty shoving a vibrator in there too. "Get on the island, now" Cynthia says, slapping Misty's butt as she gets up to go. Cynthia opens a new can of whipped cream, and puts a dollop on Misty's already wet and contracting pussy, before eating her out. Misty massages her own boobs as she squirts, cumming all over Cynthia's chin. Cynthia laps up every drop of cum, thick and smooth. "Fucking hell" Misty screams. Legend has it, their still having sex to this very day.
Woah, those two girls are totally having lesbian sex in the bathroom. You can just hear them humping each other!