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A state of gleaming chaos where, after a night of heat and hedonism, the one who smoothed the surface is now lit, loud, and lusting for more — slick with energy, shameless in desire, and far from done.
Bards are closed now. Time for Waxer sucking cock.
Jelly-like lumps found in semen, that kind of sting a little but in a tantalising manner.
"Have you ever came jelly after not whacking off after a few days?"
"Yeah bro, I shoot cock pips most Sundays!"
Oh? And what's there to learn from a retard fat cock? Masterbate in my room until the staff of my group home for the developmentally disabled walks in and see my fat cock, starts fucking me, gets caught, amd runs away to avoid punishment? I'm getting pretty good at the "throwing a temper tantrum every day until I get what I want part" but my "crying like a bitch when I have to wait an hour to eat cereal." You could learn a bit from that fat defiler piece of shit and bring me a whore.
Hym "You're giving the retarded fat cock way too much credit because your backwards rationalizing from the outcome while entirely ignoring the environment. You have a bunch of women talking about the first whore fucking the retard. The first whore leaves. The you have the management talking to this new hire about what the house is like. What is the house she's going to be working at like? The women there fuck the retard. That's what it's like. Do you want to work there? Are you a woman? What's going to happen after you start working there? You're going to do what the women who work there do. You were brought there to fuck the retard, encouraged to fuck the retard, and shielded from consequences for fucking the retard."
Not being able to get erect from being under the influence of marijuana.
I smoked a bowl and now I can’t have sex because I have ganja cock.
When a crepe is used as condom during sexual intercouse
Get on your crepe cock!
Term referring to a rare phenomenon that can occur when men put the effort and attention into understanding what satisfies their sexual partners needs. The phenomenon is described as a sexual performance being so enjoyable that it misleads the individual into believing they’ve developed romantic feelings for the (often medium ugly to desirable looking) man responsible for providing them with such a pleasurable experience. This occurrence is due to the resulting level of fondness caused by such a satisfying sexual ability, as these high levels of fondness for a man are otherwise only ever experienced as result of a combination of present factors involved in the relationship dynamic with a man. Factors include emotional intimacy, sexual tension, sexual engagement, a vague or lack of displayed/interpretable sense of a man’s character enabling the mislead individual to project whatever ideal narrative into said man, etc. Inverse of the term hobble-cocked.
Damn, that guy really had me cock-hobbled for a while there. I was bending over backwards for a drop kick guy whose only skill also involved me bending over. That’s why The dangers of good dick game, not unlike their dick, are not to be taken lightly.
Vintage cock shot is a term for second hand photos of a male reproductive organ originating from a previous time.
The word vintage is a more elegant-seeming euphemism for "old" photos.
He sent me a vintage cock shot! He didn't just take this photo- it is recycled! He took it another day for another girl!