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Hank Hill syndrome is a medical condition characterized by having a narrow urethra. A male with Hank Hill syndrome will often require additional time to urinate, and will have a majorly reduced chance of impregnation via sexual intercourse.
"Everyone was shocked when my mother became pregnant with me. Many people thought she must have cheated. Because my father has Hank Hill syndrome, he has a narrow urethra."
The day that follows after an absolute crippling night where you have flashes of death before you.
"Mate what's wrong with you?" - Phillip
"Bro I have post-sesh syndrome I can't move" - Gary
"Mad night then" - Phillip
Jodie Foster Simpism Syndrome - when you simp for Jodie so hard, and you are really in love with her
he has jodie foster simpism syndrome
no surpise she hot
When someone(more often than not a straight guy) who is a "model" citizen who's healthy, conforms to societal norms, etc, is attracted to someone who has usually had multiple traumatic events or a hard life involving drug abuse and addiction, parent/friend loss, being a rape victim, prostitute, etc, with the idea that they love the person who was scarred by the world, seeing them for being kind. In turn they feel they can help the person get over their trauma and start a loving family with them and die old together. This more often than not though leads to said person finding out the person they were attracted to is stuck in their ways, awfully damaged in multiple ways, aggressive, or doesn't want that happy lifestyle. If they do get with the person they're attracted to it often ends in them just being a hookup.
Brock has wounded bird syndrome. He tried dating some Russian sex trafficked girl named amelia who's coke addicted because they had fun talking on tinder, but she said if she fucked him it'd only be once and she was going to fuck 5 other guys that week. He tried to get her to move in with him and failed.
Carl Fredericksen syndrome is a syndrome where people place an S after certain words. An S is also added to single words.
Teacher: "This machine works with one motorS"
Student: "He has the Carl Fredericksen syndrome!"
A condition in which you forget faces within a very short amount of time. I forget what people look like a lot, I have to be really close to people in order to recognize them, unless I’ve known them for my whole life.
Reco syndrome: Bob was looking for his friend, he couldn’t find him anywhere, his friend walked towards him and then bob could recognize him, even though his friend was right in front of him the whole time just further away.
Live a short period of your life underweight and frail, only to become morbidly obese for the rest of your life.
Bair syndrome runs in the family.
Brennan is fat