A baseball player who adjusts their testicles constantly.
They cannot show Brian Dozer below the waist on tv because he is a ball shifter, and it is inappropriate to see on tv.
Yo, Presley did you see the new Balls N Jaws drop. Shits insane!!
when you're fucking a female with a smelly vagina
Ex 1:
boy#1 - yo how was it last night with samantha??
boy#2- terrible, i was balls deep in caviar!!
Ex 2:
bob - hey frank, i heard you were with my girl last night.
frank - bro you could have her ... last night i was balls deep in caviar dawg.
ur testicular ball dies just die
my friend tummy has inverted testicular ball cancer
A bastard who is not worthy of having two balls.
girl 1: Tom broke up with me!!
girl 2: Oh my God!! He is such a one-balled bastard!!
When you use your foot to kick someone in the dick. When your toe contacts the balls
“What did you do on the weekend?”
“ I toe balled Mikey, he was pissing me off”
When you are trying to get a pay rise off your boss
When mike metzki talks to the boss his balls hitchinski