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when your girlfriend fucks you like a pornstar on heat so hard you loose every last milliliter of jizz you had
its like whats the opposite of blue balls, i came so much i have leaky balls
A lexicon for all kinds of balls, big, small, and very wrinkly
‘Ayo the pizza here’ ‘wait lemme get my ball dictionary
`'`Fisher Price Keys Versus Metallurgy Keys Versus Bump Keys Versus Ball Clamp Ball Spinner`'`
`'`Fisher Price Keys Versus Metallurgy Keys Versus Bump Keys Versus Ball Clamp Ball Spinner`'`
When you stick your balls in a deep fryer and say "blub blub i'm an octopus nigga" and then fuck someone
person: "aye me and this bitch made deep fried squid balls"
Ball Choker Pants
Guy pants that are so tight; thus cutting off circulation to his penis. There by killing off all his sperm and any chance of him getting erection.
Nate wearing those ball choker pants is probably the best thing for human genome.
Looks like Nathan's Dominatrix , is punishing him by making him wear those ball choker pants.
Nate's girlfriend when Monica Lewinsky on his nuts. But, instead of cutting them off she switch out his tight pant for ball choker pants.
A lesbians crouch when she scratches it.
"She's scratching her Dyke Balls on the tree"