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A man who lies about the size of his penis.
“I’m packing a 17 incher in my pants”
“No you are not Tom, you fucking Cock Fraud”
The name should explain itself. Only godlike people shall hold such a cock in their grasps, it's always ready for use and can last for hours if used correctly.
1: Holy shit! Look, that person has a 25 inch mega monster cock!
2. Whoa, you're right! Look at the gurt of that thing!
3: Yeah that's right, worship it.
A small piece of material specifically used to cover your cock when cooking butt naked. Usually smeared with petroleum jelly on the inside to avoid chaffing.
Dude, I cooked up a storm last night for my woman, put my cock apron on too. She was well turned on.
When you're on a long road trip and your little man decides to stand to attention. Making your trousers a bit tighter.
Dude! I was driving down the motorway and saw one of them trucks where on the mud flaps it has a naked lady! I got Convoy Cock bad so I had to smash one out!
Made a right mess on the steering wheel!
When something happens ,during a very sexual encounter, that proceeds to give you an instant softy.
"We were having very passionate sex and then while doing anal, she shit all over me; instant cock-noodler."
When a Males junk is given a rash from a rug
Gavin got Rug Burn Cock after he fell.
Staring at another mans genitals while staring beside him at a urinal
I hate going piss next to Chauncey , he is always cock hawking