“Ball up top” is a saying in pickup basketball that means the ball is returned to the top of the key and alerts players that the next point is starting.
Often used to indicate that one is moving on.
Just found out my daughter ain't mine. Ball up top🚶🏿 ♂️
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When faced with a difficult or emotionally charged situation, "ball up top" is used to keep composure and handle the problem with a calm, controlled demeanor.
In September 2024, X user @kfmsr discovered he was not the parent of his alleged child. He responded to this statement with a calm demeanor, retweeting "She ain't mine. Ball up top 🚶🏿 ♂️".
I found out my long-distance girlfriend was not taking 'night shifts' at her job. Ball up top.
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To arrive at an event or destination woefully unprepared.
We were all excited by the prospect of seeing Brian that evening, but I shockedly exclaimed upon meeting him, "My God, man! You've come to dinner with your balls out." Oh, Brian... will you never change?
a phrase Tommyinnit used describe what he wanted one time
"what item do you want in minecraft Tommy?"
"balls, big ones"
When you fart on your boyfriend’s balls while he’s inside you
I’m so gassy right now, if we have sex I’m going to give you some ball kisses
When a guy farts while sitting and the fart bubble rises between his testicle and inner thigh thus giving him a whiff of his own pungent flatus.
Yo did you catch that fart i let loose at dinner? Tried holding it in but that ball gas snuck out and hit me right in the fucking face.
THE THICK LAYER OF SMUTT THAT BUILDS UP BETWEEN YOUR BALLS AND ASS ON A HOT DAY.
DUDE , IM COCKING OUT HERE . ITS SO HOT IM GETTING BALL HUMUS .