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Se me esta saliendo un panameño.

Cuando te estas cagando.

Sujeto 1: "No mames wey, se me esta saliendo un panameño."
Sujeto 2: "El baño esta al fondo del pasillo a la derecha."

Sujeto 1: "Gracias, carnal."

by Chango Maraquero January 15, 2024


My boyfriend likes sex with me but I don't like it and he's very harsh towards me

My boyfriend likes sex with me but I don't like it and he's very harsh towards me

My boyfriend likes sex with me but I don't like it and he's very harsh towards me

by Handle100 August 8, 2023


In comparison to me

Heheheh I really am too easy to flatter.

Hym "Just to hop in here real quick to say that the reason for the blasphemy laws is that the explicit intent of all religion IS to infect the body politic. Like a disease or a virus. That's the entire point of it. To spread. But I'll leave you to it. You're doing a great job! 👍😁👍 I have to use 'in comparison to me' in a sentence now so... There."

by Hym Iam March 11, 2024


Give me all your Venezuelan Bolivars

Literal: Telling someone to give them all of their Venezuelan Bolivars to you.

Common Definition: Something you say to someone else (usually someone you know) after you win a bet.

Friend 1: let's play blackjack, comrade.
Friend 2: OK?
Friend 1: Loser gives 10 yuan to the winner.
Friend 2: ok bro
(Friend 2 loses)
Friend 1: Yes! Let's Go! GIVE ME ALL YOUR VENEZUELAN BOLIVARS RIGHT NOW BUDDY BOI!!!

by Chess_Junta_with_a_BBC August 23, 2024


Me Thanekar

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by U know who has written this XD November 23, 2021


National Creampie Me Day

March 15th

March 15th is National Creampie Me Day

by Braincell404 March 16, 2024


Throw rocks at me

Code name for someone helping you get stoned usually for the first time. Usually used by the person who isn’t experienced and more commonly used in a location where you can’t reveal the truth for example school

A really good friend who smokes: *whispers* hey you still wanna get high

You a person who has only been high once: *normal voice* yeah throw rocks at me

by @toxic.maddie May 27, 2019