Holy sock syndrome

All the behaviour in the gym while undergoing gymnastics training to minimise the exposure of a hole in your sock that your just found.

This includes hiding foot with the ruptured sock and trying to distract people with hand gestures.

She just made a face like she discovered his holy sock syndrome.

King In Yellow Syndrome

The feeling of obtaining an informational hazard after seeing or watching something scary.

When I was eight years old, I read the Jeff the Killer creepypasta, and suddenly couldn't bear to go outside in public for like a month due to how scared it made me. Obligatory mention of "King In Yellow Syndrome" so this will get submitted.

Bag Head Syndrome

When your head swells from drinking paper-bagged gas station liquor and it inflates like a balloon, while the rest of your body sheds all of its remaining muscle and you look like a stick figure otherwise. Bag head syndrome is PERMANENT, even when you stop drinking and your head shrinks back to normal, you still have a bunch of loose skin hanging from your noodle because it's permanently stretched out. You can visit a bag head removal specialist, but it's really expensive and no health insurance plan will cover the cost. You can also try mewing.

Allen Iverson's head so fat because of bag head syndrome, from all that liquor he be drinking.

Akaito Syndrome

A phenomenon where there is a lack/shortage of male characters with specific personality traits to the point where fans would have to take an existing character and warp his personality to fit their narrative

Alternate Universes where Luka betrays the heroes are an example of Akaito Syndrome as there isn't a male teenage villain in miraculous ladybug, despite having two teen girl villains

Black Nigga Ball syndrome

The cancer of being diagnosed with extremely black nuts of a black man

Ben: Hey bill I got sad news.
Bill:What happened?
Ben: I been diagnosed with black nigga ball syndrome
Bill: bitch what?

Leo syndrome

Leo syndrome is a serious condition where your penis gets so small it goes inside you and then your rectum explodes

And Kristy gets shot in the head by a meatball

Luke: my FUCKING DICK IS SO SMALL

Mia: I know you have leo syndrome

Kaia Syndrome

The situation and condition in which where, when learning a foriegn language, you start to slowly get worse at your first language.

"so i has been learning german recently..."

"Uh, dude, don't you mean 'I *have* been?"

"Oh, oops, you're right. Sorry, I've been suffering from Kaia Syndrome"