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Virus affecting 99% of Beltway reporters
With the attention span of a mentally addled fruit fly, political reporters like Ken fucking Vogel and Sally fucking Buzbee get tired of covering the same things every day. When Vivek Rama-smarmy started running they screamed "he's the new Jesus!" when in actuality he was and is a lead balloon—made famous by bored, agitated journalists. When tasked with covering Mueller Report during Tangerine Jesus' 4-year reign of terror, reporters got anxious and fidgety which is when Bored Journalist Syndrome was born.
When your below up and above down syndrome. Entertaining to catch. Particularly occurs with brother and sister incest. LOVES to fuck random animals.
Your so entertaining you must have Medium Syndrome.
It's a syndrome in which you really think you have to lay one out there right where the dingle berries live but you then realize you have to hiccup and it's coming out of your left and a half earlobe socket.
Friend 1: What's that coming out of your left earlobe socket?
Friend 2: I dunno *hiccup*
Friend 1: Eww I think you have Snarkafardolous Syndrome!
someone who believes they have imposters syndrome, but actually they are just a coward or lied on their resume or during their interview.
synonym: imposters syndrome
you don't have imposters syndrome, you have preposterous syndrome.
blocking syndrome is when you block people on social media out of context
these people tend to not give af
“Watch out, I heard Jessica has blocking syndrome”
1. Collective mental illness that predominantly centres around a limited world view and an inability to process intellectual thought regarding, and especially, social standing, ownership, property rights and equality.
2. An irrational collective condition that afflicts fanatical flag waving jingoists, for the most part, en masse on a National epidemic scale - but completely oblivious of their symptoms.
3. An irrational. unwavering and inexplicable allegiance to a particular sovereign nation and / or long standing establishment / system. Especially those who blindly and unquestioningly uphold loyalty to outdated systems (e.g) A monarch(y) , also continuing to furnish regents and nobles pockets whilst encouraging the constitution to govern over the citizens and subjects therein whilst intentionally depriving said subjects of advancement, progression, promotion or reform ( i.e United Kingdom and the Commonwealth and other overseas territories)
4. Pack behaviour. Toady mentality. Childlike. Naive. Aloofness.
5. Starbridge geographical location and surrounding Postal Code catchment mentality or similar.
Quotes; Haribo Syndrome Outpatient ''It tastes like stwarbewwy. I like the eggy ones best. Some of them are really squishy. These wings make me feel like a pwincess.''
When you can't find the content your looking for on the internet and/or your freedom of thought is disrespected
Hey dude, what's wrong?
I have internet syndrome